Our muses just had a terrible fight that ended in angry sex. What is you muses reaction?
NOT EVERY ERIDAN ON MSPARP WANTS TO BE SHIPPED WITH SOLLUX
NOT EVERY KARKAT ON MSPARP WANTS TO BE SHIPPED WITH JOHN OR DAVE
NOT EVERY KANAYA ON MSPARP WANTS TO BE SHIPPED WITH ROSE
NOT EVERY SOLLUX ON MSPARP WANTS TO BE SHIPPED WITH FEFERI OR ARADIA
NOT EVERY JAKE ON MSPARP WANTS TO BE SHIPPED WITH DIRK
NOT EVERY TAVROS ON MSPARP WANTS TO BE SHIPPED WITH GAMZEE
DON’T FORCE SHIPS
Send me “Awaken, Beast” and my muse will show yours their dark side
themutantfailure has shown up in the Land of Clouds and Music
Well ain’t this a big screw up, showing up in the dead middle of a player’s Preliminary Session? Maybe this was a mistake, since there’s obviously a bird thing fighting an Ogre and getting his or her butt handed to them. But then the Ogre ended up with a blast of energy going through it which reduced it to a bunch of Grist, the bird-person collecting it all before turning to your direction, putting a guiter away in what might’ve been their Strife Spectribus. “Now to find that damn Portal…”
DID YOU GUYS KNOW JENGA MADE A NEW VERSION OF THEIR GAME, BUT INSTEAD OF STRAIGHT BORING WOODEN ONES, ITS TETRIS PIECES
THATS RIGHT, ITS MOTHER FUCKING TETRIS JENGA
THE TWO OF THE MOST STRESSFUL GOD DAMNED GAMES WE PLAYED AS CHILDREN ROLLED INTO ONE
THIS IS A PARADOX. AN ANOMALY. THE CONCEPTS OF EACH GAME ARE ENTIRELY INCOMPATIBLE ITS JUST TETRIS SHAPES GAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHH
Fire from a burning building being sucked into a tornado.
get out of there fireman what are you doing
there’s a tornado
I can’t stop laughing at this fireman
he’s just standing there going
“well darn, look at that.
Are you serious right now? I’m a fully certified neurosurgeon. I can break into people’s heads and rewire their brains and tamper with their memory, no problem. But this? This juice box? This sugary drink marketed for eight year olds? No. Sticking a straw into this juice container is apparently just too much for me to handle without fucking it up. I’m done. I quit. Goodbye.
There there, my little neurologist
Everything’s gonna be ok